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| 12.12.05 (6:41 am) [edit] |
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I ignore people with disabilities. I don't give them any special attention. It just looks suspicious in a room with 16 normal people and you're talking to the guy with no arms. If this was the animal kingdom, he would have been eaten by now. Probably cannibalized. You can't talk to a guy with no arms. No matter what you talk about, it always comes back to the arms. What about those arms, what's up with the arms, Hey did you leave your arms somewhere? Forget it. Let's talk about my armoire.
It's not a big deal when people get killed bungie jumping. The only reason it's so exciting in the first place is because you lived through it. You base that excitement on the fact that some people didn't. We need a few people to die bungie jumping, so we can make it fun for the rest of us.
Prostitutes have a wide range of prices for their services. You can get one that costs twice as much, and you last half as long, or you can get one that cost half as much and you get the clap.
Here's something I like to do. Take a dump at work, and when someone else walks into the bathroom, guess who it is when you see their shoes under the stall barrier. "Lemme guess... Tom right? I knew it. You must buy your shoes at payless you cheap prick. There's five other bathrooms in this company. Do you think you can walk into another one with your stupid shoes next time I need some fucking privacy? You cheap shoe wearing bastard. Can't a guy take a dump in peace?"
I'm going to start a new cause called "People against Will Smith ever rapping again" I'm signing up members if you're interested.
If I ever have identical twins, I'm going to name them something completely unrelated to one another, like Edwin and Bob, or Frank and Pierre. I just like to be different.
Ever have a random midget walk by you? Maybe at the mall or in the park? You haven't seen one for like six months and BANG, midget walking by. It's unsettling. As if the randomness of life hired a midget to walk through a crowd of people, just then.
Some opinions should be completely subjective. It's only healthy to voice a badly thought out, fantastic piece of hogwash based entirely on a whim once in a while. People who live in Iceland are douchebags. I need not explain.
I hope we discover life on other planets, mostly because I hope it's edible.
Remember the first time someone told you the moon was made out of cheese? You know when you were like 6. I believed it. I believed it so much I started spreading the word around the schoolyard. Telling everyone. Then some smart kid who reads books comes along and disagrees with you. He tries to refute your cheesy moon claims with no proof whatsoever. We'll call him "moon expert". He tells you that in fact the moon is made out of rock, and you stand there and doubt him since you went so far with the cheese thing. You doubt this rock theory, after jumping directly on the cheese wagon without a question. Rock? How could this be? I already picked cheese so eat shit.
So they just came out with Tofurkey. It's tofu, but it's shaped like and kinda tastes like a turkey. When is it that you decide to become a vegetarian, but you still want your vegetables to look and taste like animals? You want a hamburger? No, I don't eat meat, but can you make these vegetables here look like ground up muscles of a cow shaped into neat circular patties? God bless the animals.
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posted by: 5hadow (reply)
post date: 12.12.05 (8:04 am)
Doesn't anyone just eat Tofu straight up anymore? Thanks for stopping by Webmiz. My lack of steady posts have alienated all but one visitor. I don't wanna put any pressure on you or anything, but DON'T GO DAMN IT! Just kidding. Catch ya later.
posted by: dyeblue (reply)
post date: 12.12.05 (7:03 pm)
you'r totally on with this shit
I love u
posted by: LaLunaBella82 (reply)
post date: 12.14.05 (10:40 am)
CHUM bisquits? Ewe.
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posted by: 5hadow (reply)
post date: 12.15.05 (5:56 am)
I GOT SPAMMED!
posted by: webmiztris (reply)
post date: 12.17.05 (11:04 am)
holy stalker!! think she provided enough ways to contact her?
and what happened to my previous comment? that's 'tofu'cking bad...
posted by: 5hadow (reply)
post date: 12.19.05 (6:28 am)
Holy shit your comment dissapeared! I know nothing.
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