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| Katrina you Bitch |
| 10.05.05 (4:45 am) [edit] |
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Does it strike anyone else as odd that the name Katrina is being associated with mass destruction and death? Everytime I watch the news is "Katrina's path of destruction", or "Katrina's wake of terror." I mean I know you're so used to it by now, but step back and really listen to this stuff. "And today, Hurricane Fluffy Pajamas rocked the coast with unbridled furry." Here's a little piece of advice. If you have a storm capable of destroying a large number of human beings, then give it a scary name. Something like Spike, or Gargoyle. Enough of this Tiffany and Wilma bullshit. Tiffany and Wilma are pussy names to be associated with pussy things, like tea cups and lace pillows.
So Hurricane Pussy Wipped slams the coast of New Orleans, and kills a bunch of people I don't know. Am I really supposed to feel bad for these people? Don't sour on me. I have a good point here. I mean how stupid could you be hanging around inside what is essentially an empty pool basin just waiting for water to be poured in as a major storm hits? I don't care if it's called Hurricane Harmless. You're fucking retarded! Get out or die. Send you money? For what... being a complete tool? You don't have flood insurance? You live on the coast of a giant body of water known as the ocean, and you're below sea level! Not my fucking problem if something goes wrong. I decided long ago not to stay in that place too long. I throw some beads, see some boobs, then I'm outy. No need to die over it.
Everywhere I go it's give to the Katrina Fund, help out the Katrina victims. You want money from me? Change the note on the glass jar from "Katrina Relief", to "Help the Stupid Asswipes Who Stayed in an Obvious Deathtrap", or "Common Sense Disregarding Moron's Who Can't Swim Fund". I might drop a buck in for the entertainment value alone. Just show me a video of people drowning as I put the dollar in. So I can LAUGH! Oh you don't like that? They had warning. They stayed. I feel bad for the crippled ones who said "Fuck it I'm slow as shit in this electronic wheelchair." I'll give money to that. Otherwise the rest of them can screw. I don't want this money going to just anything. I mean what are you going to do, build a bunch of houses in the same place with no flood insurance again?
I can only take so much of this. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to have an overpopulated metropolis in that location in the first place. Look, you stick a hairpin in a wall socket once. Either you die or you write the experience down in your holy shit journal for later, so you never do it again. You even decide to pass it down through several generations. Write it in your will. "The house goes to Harry, and by the way don't stick a small piece of metal in an electrical outlet." All I'm asking is that we take the same approach here.
Move all these people somewhere else. I don't mean move everyone to one other city. Don't be ridiculous. When you're digging a tunnell out of your jail cell, you don't go into the courtyard and drop a big pile of dirt from your pantleg on the shoe of the warden. You walk around and disperse the evidence evenly. Put some of these people in Utah. Rip roaring, bead wearing, drunk all day, deep south jambalayans right in the middle of a morman colony. Hey if I'm giving money, I want some entertainment.
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posted by: 5hadow (reply)
post date: 10.11.05 (9:25 am)
The weird thing about it is you know half the people in New Orleans had plastic blow up furniture. Spray it off and good to go.
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