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| ChumBucket Personals |
| 09.14.05 (10:28 am) [edit] |
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I Want to Mate with You
Name: Jim Plankowski
Interests: Mating, Food, Water, Mating, Shelter, Nature walks, Mating, Loose ruffage, Discarded pudding snacks, Mating.
Smokes: Yes, especially after mating
Comments: I really just want to mate with you. My strength is honesty, and I'm not going to bullshit you. My goal is to evaluate whether you are mate worthy (most are), and then do anything necessary to mate with you. I prefer hard mating, but I'm willing to occasionally mate in a more subtle way. I love mating doggy style.
It seems most men are dishonest when it comes to intentions. I have news for you. No guy wants to listen to your constant yammering about nonsensical irrelevant issues involving your friends, family, emotions, dreams, and work. We will gladly do these things in exchange for the classic universal "listening" payment... mating. Wanna talk about your dads alzheimers? Ok the bedrooms that way. Since it's a particularly boring subject, it will cost two matings with a splash of orgasmic noise.
If by some chance you are not mate worthy, I will inform you right away. All I have to do is look at you, and I know. That's because I don't mate with a womans mind. I mate with her body. If I wanted to mate with her mind I would probably just... oh never mind. The point is we don't even have to speak if you don't want to. You can just show up and assume the mating position. That would be splendid.
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